Are all men freaks?

Are we secretly being graded every time we invite someone in our bed? A ,B+ C, D, Incomplete?
Is making love really nothing more then a pop quiz? And if sex is a test, how do you know if your passing or failing?
How do you know if you're good in bed?

Games

"We've spent our childhoods playing games. Was that just preparation for all the games we'd play as adults? Where relationships just a big chess match, full of strategies, moves, counter moves, all designed to keep your opponent off balance until you win?
Is there such a thing as an honest relationship? Or is it true? Do you have to play games to make a relationship work?"

Men

The more i learn about men, the more i love my cat!

Isn't it so true though, that really the more we learn how complicated men's minds are, the more we just love the simple minds and loving of our cats?
The comfort they give you and you can just sit there, and not worry about anything.

Why can't men be more like cats?